Don’t get married ‘til you’re 30. Play laser tag at least once a week. Give as many high-fives as you’re gonna get. Teacup pigs are lady magnets but very hard to care for - not worth the effort. The same goes for dogs and babies. And most importantly, whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.

Anonymous whispered: Have you signed the "rewrite the ending" petition?

nope, i haven’t seen a link yet! can anyone send me one?

Happy 32nd Birthday, Cobie Smulders! (April 3, 1982)

- You are my best friend.
- And you are mine.


They don’t deserve you.